Kyra just does not understand human’s unreasonable obsession with floors.  We make them hard, soft, slick, fluffy, paved, gravely, or even smooth.  Why can’t we make up our minds?  Oh wait, we have to wear shoes over all of it anyway so what the heck are we even doing?  Also, whaaaat’s the deal with greeting… Continue reading 1042

Next time you pass a greeting card section try this little game yourself.  Read the front of cards and pretend there’s nothing inside to continue the thought.  Some become so utterly nonsensical and other becoming weirdly deep.

I guess dinosaurs might not be the safest thing around breakable objects after all.  Although why anyone thought that way in the first place is just silly.  The worst part is that she didn’t even get to destroy any of those things on purpose.  So not only are things going KABOOM but it’s not even… Continue reading 1044